A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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