- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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