I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

No antijoke here.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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