What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

When is a door not a door? Never.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Smelly Indians.

My parents died!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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