- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Guest what? Dog

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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