- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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