- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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