- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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