What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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when debbie meets downer

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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