Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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