- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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