- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what are three short words? i a am

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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