- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three short words? i a am

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Women's rights

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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