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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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