- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

No antijoke here.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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