- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Stephen Hawking

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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