- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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