Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Anti Joke

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