- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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