- Anti Joke

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender