a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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