- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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