A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Women's rights.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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