Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Jews

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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