Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Cliterus

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Jews

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How come grilled cheese?

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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