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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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