- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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