- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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