What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Women's rights.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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