- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

women's rights, lol

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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