- Anti Joke

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.