How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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when debbie meets downer

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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