- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's circular and round A circle

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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