- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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