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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Knock knock come in.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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