How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Sex

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Black people.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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