- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

what color is blue? green

wanna hear a joke? no

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