Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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