- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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