- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what do you call your mom? mom

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

I wrote a funny joke.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

pee

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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