- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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