What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Christianity.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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