Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How high is the sky? True or False

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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