- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What comes after 69? 70

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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