Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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if you don't like this you're gay

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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