- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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