why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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