Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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