Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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