hi im paul!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Penis.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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