- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French people.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

The Mets win the World Series

Two Jews walk in a bar...

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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