why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Asians...

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Lacrosse

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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French people.

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