Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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