So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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