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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

France never surrender.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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